*laughs* OMG ... That is an hilarious logline. :p One that actually I wouldn't mind seeing being written. :p:p

I got : An owner of a convenience store and a legion of geeky-but-sexy chefs discover an ancient burial ground.
and because I couldn't resist :
A yodeling tour guide, a flying boy, and a gang member search for the Fountain of Youth in a poolhouse.

Yeah, the suggestions do take you to fascinating places. :p